Should I get a vine?

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I was going through a scenario of how my life would play out if I was a bit more aggressive instead of chillax passive and long story short it started out fine, I was kicking ass and taking names and it ended with me committing a murder suicide and I don’t even understand how it got that damn intense

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http://stitchedmotherfucker.tumblr.com/post/93389626465/askcrowvnusampora-stitchedmotherfucker

askcrowvnusampora:

stitchedmotherfucker:

askcrowvnusampora:

"What?" He tilts his head and blinks for a few minutes before his memories catch up, "oh!"

"No, I’d have to swim for more. I don’t wanna swim right now."

"Well.. I can make something for you, then." He shuffled…

"My head. And not being like like I was." Hr makes a face. He’s discovered how to consciously detect his repeats. He closes hisnlips tight, basically refusing to talk now.

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stitchedmotherfucker:

askcrowvnusampora:

"What?" He tilts his head and blinks for a few minutes before his memories catch up, "oh!"

"No, I’d have to swim for more. I don’t wanna swim right now."

"Well.. I can make something for you, then." He shuffled over to the fridge with Cronus in tow, still hugging him as he opened the device to peer inside, "Hmm…"

He kept a close clutch to him, following him “if you want to. I can just go for cereal or something. I don’t like it all that much but it won’t hurt me”

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jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

Capitalization and punctuation are important, Buddy Mann

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homostuckstrider:

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

this is literally a song that exists i s2g

I
LIKE
APPLES AND BANANAS
APPLES AND BANANAS
APPLED AND BANANAS

I LIKE
UPPLES AND BUNUNUS
UPPLESAND BUNUNUS
UPPLES AND BUNUNUS
(repeat,replacing the original A parts with each vowel until you’re done)

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==> Be the dysfunctional and now brain damaged fishy dumbass.

insufferablegarrulous:

askcrowvnusampora:

insufferablegarrulous:

askcrowvnusampora:

askcrowvnusampora:

You are now the SEADWELLER.

of course there was no one else you could be, except Caedis, Anansi, Kinkri, or Tc.

OK so there were other ppl you could be but that doesn’t matter now since you’re the SEADWELLER.

You stare at yourself in the mirror. You’ve been doing that…

There was, of course, no answer.

Instead there came a crash from the kitchen, a small one, like a plate was dropped.

Of course it really /was/ a plate. Cronus was unfocused and slow, staring down at Tue broken shards of the plate he had dropped. Or… Staring through them before his body moved again. He grabbed another plate and took it to the table, setting it down. Then he collected all of the silverware and dumped it on the table.

I don’t think even blank Cronus knows what he’s doing

Welp, that answered that question.

Kankri wandered out of the room, and to the kitchen to inspect what was up. He Stared at the table and his mate, squinting slightly at the bizzare scene before him. He strolls up to the other troll, gazing at the silverware on the table, then at the broken plate, and finally at Cronus. “Um.. Cronus? What are you uh.. What are you doing..?”

He doesn’t respond and simply…

Starts building. Positioning the silverware perfectly, so perfectly that he tower grew and grew and was ad strong as it would have been if it were one layer of silvers on the flat table. He just built until he ran out, standing up as he completed it.

Then he just stared at it.

Kankri stared at it as well, more out of confusion thsn anything else. He was both highly impressed and extremely confused at what just happened. He looks back to cronus, tapping his shoulder. “Cronus? Are you um.. alright?”

The tapping seemed to have triggered a reaction.

He grabbed a certain tool, a butter knife, twisting it and tilting it up, making the entire building spike out and look almost like a menacing snowflake as it spun in the center of the plate. He glanced it up and down before just leaving it spinning and walking into the living room, sitting down on the couch.

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stitchedmotherfucker:

askcrowvnusampora:

"Yeeaaah. Just a little spacey." He nuzzles him. "I’m hungry but I don’t know what to eat."

That was weird for Cronus ampora, chef extrodinaire.

"Well… You’re one hell of a motherfucking star, Cronus, so feeling spacey is alright."

For just a second, he mused on a time…

What? *he tilts his head and blinks for a few minutes before his memories catch up* oh!

No, I’d have to swim for more. I don’t wanna swim right now.

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askcrowvnusampora:

stitchedmotherfucker:

askcrowvnusampora:

Cronus stared blankly at nothing, mouth lightly open and body slumped slightly, eyes disfocused. He didn’t move, or even respond to kurlozs voice.

He frowned and spoke up again, gently laying his hand on Cronus’…

"Yeeaaah. Just a little spacey." He nuzzles him. "I’m hungry but I don’t know what to eat."
That was weird for Cronus ampora, chef extrodinaire.

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==> Be the dysfunctional and now brain damaged fishy dumbass.

insufferablegarrulous:

askcrowvnusampora:

askcrowvnusampora:

You are now the SEADWELLER.

of course there was no one else you could be, except Caedis, Anansi, Kinkri, or Tc.

OK so there were other ppl you could be but that doesn’t matter now since you’re the SEADWELLER.

You stare at yourself in the mirror. You’ve been doing that…

There was, of course, no answer.

Instead there came a crash from the kitchen, a small one, like a plate was dropped.

Of course it really /was/ a plate. Cronus was unfocused and slow, staring down at Tue broken shards of the plate he had dropped. Or… Staring through them before his body moved again. He grabbed another plate and took it to the table, setting it down. Then he collected all of the silverware and dumped it on the table.

I don’t think even blank Cronus knows what he’s doing

Welp, that answered that question.

Kankri wandered out of the room, and to the kitchen to inspect what was up. He Stared at the table and his mate, squinting slightly at the bizzare scene before him. He strolls up to the other troll, gazing at the silverware on the table, then at the broken plate, and finally at Cronus. “Um.. Cronus? What are you uh.. What are you doing..?”

He doesn’t respond and simply…

Starts building. Positioning the silverware perfectly, so perfectly that he tower grew and grew and was ad strong as it would have been if it were one layer of silvers on the flat table. He just built until he ran out, standing up as he completed it.

Then he just stared at it.

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